The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!