The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!