The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to peak braille

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The power to write about power.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!