The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to eat food

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!