The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to die on command

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!