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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.
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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it
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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.
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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )
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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife
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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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The power to turn red blood cells red
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The power to move any object, but you're blind
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463
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Power to give birth through your penis.
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The power to tell the future but no one believes you
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the power to write comic books
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The power to go blind at will.
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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light
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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.
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The power to not have a power.
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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.
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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs
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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground
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The power to troll the Internet.
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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!