The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to write comic books

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!