The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!