The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!