The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power spite flower

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!