The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to science.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!