The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!