the power to glow in the light

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to understand math.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!