Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not have a power.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!