The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to think.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!