the power to be phone

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!