the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!