The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!