the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to walk through air.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!