- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make out of thin air

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to teleport through open doors

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The ability to read braile.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

the power to say candlejack and li

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The power of trolling your self

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to fly, but only downwards

Pointless Super Powers