The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to not have any power.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!