The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to die at will

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!