The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!