The power to pee ants.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!