The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to die but once

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!