The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!