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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.
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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.
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The power to pointlessly read books really fast
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The power to poop and pee at the same time
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The power to lower your own ego.
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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet
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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you
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The Power to beat a Mairo game
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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The power to read but only when your using audio read.
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick
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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers
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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.
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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.
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The ability to smell with your hands
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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite
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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things
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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry
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The power to have bad luck!
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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.
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The power to be 6% fireproof
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!