thee power to not eat but still starve

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Imortality.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!