The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to die

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!