the power to write comic books

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to not have any power.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to write about power.

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the power to see stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!