The power to control your own mind.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!