the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!