To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to science.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!