the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to remember th...

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The power to speak in cursive

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!