The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Batman

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!