The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to not Waste time

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to die but once

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!