The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to think.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to speak in sign language.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!