The power to see through air.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!