The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power of exact change

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!