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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.
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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground
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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness
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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.
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The power to create another human
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.
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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.
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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.
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The power to make fish drown.
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up
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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache
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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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the power to fly in space
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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet
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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot
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the power to make glass clear
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power to breathe
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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!