the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shit on command.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Poop

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to breathe

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!