- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being a Spice Girl

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to have the longest little finger

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

You can read the minds of rocks.

Pointless Super Powers