The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!