The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to die

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!