The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!