The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to breathe

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!