The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!