The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to troll.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power of love

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!