The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!