The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!