The power to sleep if your not awake

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to die

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power of love

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!