The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!