MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!