The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to always hug people

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the power to see the present.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to snore.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!