The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!