the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to not have a power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!