The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!