The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to cry acid tears

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!