the power to fart terrible gas

thumb_up thumb_down -64

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

thumb_up thumb_down -110

the power to lick your own tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to science.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to erase anything written in pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The power to wear crocs.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to pee out blue

thumb_up thumb_down -85

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -103

The power to move through light at the speed of time

thumb_up thumb_down -111

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to see everything in shades of green

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to get older every second

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to transform into air.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to always be at half mast.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to make things invisible...to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to never finish your sentences because

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!