the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Batman

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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to be shitty

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!