The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to think.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!