The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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power to have no power at all

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!