The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!