the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to read the TV

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!