The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!