The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to see the present.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to pee on command

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!