the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!