The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!