The power to fart rainbows

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power of love

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!