The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to become helpless at will.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!